Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 02, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Adam "ALF" le Fondre! You're the striker who made scoring look easier than pronouncing your surname. With 22 goals in your first two seasons at Reading FC (2012 and 2013), you didn't just find the net—you practically owned it. Fans still reminisce about those magical moments when defenders were left scratching their heads, wondering how ALF had done it again.

From Rochdale to Rotherham United and finally landing at Reading in 2011, you've always been a goal-scoring machine with timeless charm. May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've given fans—just don't celebrate too hard; we need you match-fit for another decade of legendary strikes!