Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on November 14, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Adolfo Tapia! Another year older and still wrestling better than most superheroes. You've spent decades flying through the air, defying gravity—and logic—while wearing a mask tighter than my jeans after birthday cake.

From your legendary battles in Mexico to thrilling fans worldwide as La Parka (the original!), you've proven that age is just another opponent you can pin down effortlessly. May this birthday bring fewer body slams but plenty of laughs and joy!

Here's hoping your celebrations are filled with more cheers from friends rather than chairs from rivals. Keep rocking those masks—we wouldn't recognize you without one anyway!