Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on April 07, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Adrian Beltre! From debuting as a fresh-faced 19-year-old with the Dodgers back in '98 to becoming baseball's beloved king of quirky antics and helmet-touching feuds—your journey has been legendary. Who knew that dodging teammates' head pats would become just as iconic as your powerful swing?

Your incredible career milestones—from joining the elite 3,000-hit club to dazzling us all with defensive wizardry at third base—have secured you a spot among baseball royalty. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely no one daring to touch your head (we promise!). Here's wishing you endless happiness—and helmets safely untouched!