Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on March 21, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Adrian Chiles! From crunching numbers on business shows to passionately dissecting football matches, you've proven that finance and sports can indeed mix—especially when delivered with your trademark wit. Your knack for making even the driest statistics entertaining is truly award-worthy; after all, not everyone earns a Sony Radio Academy Gold Medal by turning Saturday radio into must-listen entertainment.

Whether you're charming listeners on "Chiles on Saturday" or expertly navigating between boardrooms and locker rooms at the BBC, you always keep us smiling. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer spreadsheets and more goal celebrations—because nobody deserves it more than you!