Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on September 28, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Adrian Clarke! From dazzling midfield displays at Arsenal to those gritty battles with Margate and Welling United, you've always shown silky footwork—even if your knees might not agree these days. Fans remember well how you gracefully dodged tackles (and possibly dodged post-match running drills), bringing cheers each time you stepped on the pitch.

Now retired but still in fine form off-field, you've traded shin pads for microphones, impressing us all with that smooth commentary we're lucky enough to enjoy. We hope your celebrations today are as timeless—and perhaps even smoother—than those legendary and stylish midfield moves!