Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on October 12, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Aggie! Wishing we could summon your magical cleaning powers to tidy up after today's celebration—Lord knows the confetti explosion here would set you and Kim on high alert. From scrubbing stubborn grout stains to bravely confronting sinister dust bunnies under sofas, you've tackled life's grimy challenges with humor and grace.

Your sparkling wisdom from "How Clean Is Your House?" continues guiding messy souls everywhere toward tidier futures. May this birthday bring joy brighter than a freshly polished silverware collection—and worriedly spotless memories that even pass your own immaculate inspection. Here's hoping it's scrub-a-dub fabulous just like you!