Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on August 23, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Agustin Viana! From your fearless tackles to those epic defensive stands with Columbus Crew since 2013, you've always been the defender opponents dreaded and fans adored. Your ability to shut down attackers faster than a Wi-Fi outage has made you unforgettable on the pitch.

Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as that time you effortlessly cleared balls off the line or when your headers soared higher than ticket prices at championship games. Keep defending birthdays like they're goal lines—strongly, passionately, and without mercy!

Cheers to another year of legendary moments both on and off the field!