Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on March 26, 1937)

Happy Birthday, Ahmed Qurei! From navigating the complexities of Palestinian politics to skillfully leading as Prime Minister and Speaker of the Legislative Council, you've always managed to keep your cool—even when debates got hotter than a summer day in Jericho. Your diplomatic finesse has been legendary; rumor has it even negotiations smiled back at you!

As you celebrate another year, remember that age is just a number—much like peace talks rounds you've gracefully handled. May your birthday be filled with laughter brighter than political breakthroughs and cake sweeter than successful agreements. Cheers to many more years of wisdom and wit!