88 years old (Born on January 17, 1937)
Happy Birthday, Alain Badiou! May your day be filled with more truths than contradictions and fewer existential crises—though we know you secretly enjoy those. Your relentless pursuit of being has inspired countless debates (and headaches) among philosophers worldwide; clearly, you've mastered the art of making ontology both profound and perplexing.From passionately defending radical equality to boldly challenging conventional wisdom on truth itself, your recent successes continue to ignite intellectual revolutions everywhere. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as a proletarian uprising—and may all future subjects remain faithful events in celebrating another year around the philosophical sun!