40 years old (Born on April 24, 1984)
Happy Birthday, Alan Belcher! With black belts in Jiu-Jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing, Hayastan Grappling and Judo—you're practically the Swiss Army knife of martial artists. Watching opponents wonder what technique you'll unleash next has always been pure comedy gold; let's be honest—they probably fear your grappling more than birthday calories!On a serious note (rare for birthdays), congratulations on all you've accomplished inside the octagon. From epic submissions to devastating knockouts—and not forgetting that legendary tattooed highlight—we raise our glasses to you today. May this year bring even greater victories—or at least fewer flying cakes aimed at your face!