Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on March 13, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Alan Grayson! From telecom pioneer to outspoken Congressional representative for both Florida's 8th and later the vibrant 9th district, you've had quite a ride. Who else could passionately debate policy on Capitol Hill while still knowing how to find America "a discount" in telecommunication?

Your fiery speeches made C-SPAN must-watch TV—and that's truly saying something. Whether taking bold stands or championing healthcare reforms with unapologetic voice, your unique brand of political wit has left an unforgettable mark. May this birthday be celebrated as loudly and memorably as one of your legendary floor debates—just perhaps without upsetting colleagues across the aisle!