Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on September 02, 1931)

Happy birthday, Senator Alan K. Simpson! You've always been a master of wit in politics—who else could turn tense negotiations into stand-up comedy routines? Your fearless advocacy on balanced budgets remains legendary; no political debate was ever dull with your sharp humor and candid remarks guiding the way.

Even today, your refreshing honesty resonates across generations. While retirees fret over Social Security solvency, youngsters search for witty one-liners—you've successfully bridged generational divides through sheer bluntness (and jokes). Wyoming's favorite son still inspires laughter while championing bipartisanship—a rare feat indeed.

Here's to many more years filled with wisdom, success, and perfectly timed sarcasm!