Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on April 09, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Alan Ormsby! From screenwriting genius of "My Bodyguard" to scaring our socks off with your frightfully funny horror flicks, you've mastered the art of storytelling—your pen as sharp as ever and wit even sharper. It's clear every villain fears your dialogue and every protagonist lives for those authentic lines.

Here's celebrating you—not only for crafting timeless tales but also giving us memorable characters to cheer on, laugh with, or hide from behind our popcorn buckets. May this coming year bring more writing triumphs (and maybe fewer jump scares) than ever before! Cheers to you, Alan!