Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on August 07, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Alan Page! From flattening quarterbacks as a legendary Hall of Fame tackle to upholding justice on Minnesota's Supreme Court bench—your career proves you're equally skilled at tackling tough opponents and tricky legal arguments. Clearly, your playbook has always included both sacks and statutes!

Whether dominating the gridiron with fierce determination or presiding over courtrooms with wisdom and fairness, you've shown us all how versatility is done right. May this birthday bring you joy equal to every touchdown celebrated—and satisfaction greater than any unanimous ruling.

Here's wishing continued success in life's end zone—you've certainly earned it!