Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on August 13, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Alan Shearer! The man whose goals were so legendary, goalkeepers still wake up in cold sweats. Your iconic celebration—arm raised high—is as timeless as your record-breaking 260 Premier League goals. Newcastle fans still reminisce about your thunderous strikes and unmatched passion on the pitch.

Even though you've swapped boots for punditry, your sharp analysis and witty banter continue to score points every weekend. May your birthday be filled with more joy than a last-minute winner at St James' Park—and fewer yellow cards than you collected over the years! Cheers to another year of greatness, Alan!