Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on June 12, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Alan Tafoya! From mastering martial arts to showcasing your warrior spirit on Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior, you've proven that you're tougher than MacGruber’s mullet—and that's saying something. Your moves are legendary; even MacGruber himself would admit he couldn't defuse a bomb as impressively as you handle opponents.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic battles (preferably televised), laughter louder than explosions in an action-comedy film, and success greater than any stunt you've pulled off so far. Keep inspiring us all with your strength and humor—because let's face it: nobody makes being deadly look this good!