Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on September 07, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Alan Woodward! The man whose legendary shots were so powerful, goalkeepers still wake up in cold sweats decades later. Your corner kicks defied physics and left defenders scratching their heads—rumor has it they're still trying to figure out how you did it!

From 1964 to 1978, your incredible 158 goals for Sheffield United made you a Blades icon. Fans still reminisce about your thunderous strikes and pinpoint corners that turned matches around. May your birthday be as spectacular as one of your unstoppable free kicks—timelessly brilliant and always hitting the mark! Cheers to you, Woody!