Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on May 20, 1950)

Happy Birthday, Alan Zweibel! May your day be filled with more laughs than a classic SNL sketch and fewer mishaps than the Coneheads at customs. Your comedic genius has given us timeless moments—from crafting hilarious sketches that made Saturday nights legendary to penning stories that keep generations chuckling.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much success as you've brought laughter into our lives—whether it's another Emmy-worthy script or simply avoiding any awkward run-ins reminiscent of Samurai Delicatessen. Keep making comedy history; after all these years, you're still funnier (and younger!) than most punchlines out there. Cheers!