Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on April 27, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Alastair Clarkson! From kicking 61 goals in 93 games for North Melbourne to masterminding Hawthorn's golden era as head coach since 2005, you've certainly shown us how it's done. Your tactical genius and fiery passion have made you a legend—though we're still not sure what's scarier: your intense halftime speeches or your fierce stare from the sidelines!

Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer clipboard tosses and more celebrations reminiscent of those glorious premiership victories. May your day be filled with laughter, joy—and perhaps a cake shaped like the AFL Premiership Cup (you've earned it!). Cheers to another year of greatness!