Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on December 25, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Alastair Cook! The man who made batting look easier than boiling an egg—though ironically named "Cook," your recipe for runs was always perfectly seasoned. From that unforgettable 235 not out against Australia in Brisbane to becoming England's highest Test run-scorer ever, you've cooked up innings tastier than a Sunday roast.

Even retirement couldn't stop you from scoring centuries; now you're smashing records on the farm as effortlessly as boundaries at Lord’s. May this birthday bring fewer ducks and more golden moments off-field too—you've certainly earned it after years of serving cricketing feasts we’ll savor forever!