Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on August 25, 1966)

Happy Birthday to Albert Belle, the man whose legendary bat strikes still echo—and possibly haunt pitchers—in stadiums everywhere! Who can forget your epic 50-homer, 50-double season in ’95 or when opponents immediately questioned if their baseball insurance covered 'Albert Damage'?

You didn't just swing a powerful bat; you swung for pure spectacle. From mind-blowing displays at Jacobs Field to making outfielders consider helmets themselves—you're simply unmatched. So here's raising a toast on your special day: May your cake slices fly off the table as swiftly as one of your thunderous home runs soaring over center field!