Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on May 06, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Albert! Another year older and wiser—though we're still debating the "wiser" part. Your recent success has been nothing short of legendary; honestly, your karaoke rendition last month should have earned you a Grammy nomination. And let's not forget how you single-handedly saved our barbecue from disaster with your heroic grilling skills.

From epic adventures to hilarious mishaps, you've given us countless unforgettable moments. May this birthday bring even more laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer embarrassing dance moves (but secretly we hope not). Here's to another fantastic year ahead filled with great achievements—and plenty of cake!