Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on March 14, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Prince Albert II of Monaco! Another year older, yet still effortlessly balancing royal duties and glamorous yacht parties. You've gracefully navigated the tiny streets of Monaco, proving that ruling a nation smaller than most shopping malls can indeed be a full-time job. Your dedication to environmental causes and ocean conservation has made waves—literally—and your charm continues to sparkle brighter than Monte Carlo's casinos.

From your Hollywood heritage as Grace Kelly's son to becoming one of the wealthiest royals on Earth, you've truly mastered the art of living large in a small country. Cheers to another year reigning supreme over luxury cars, lavish galas, and endless paparazzi!