Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on August 04, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Alberto Gonzales! Wishing you a celebration so memorable that even congressional hearings couldn't make you forget it. May your special day be filled with laughter, joy, and plenty of cake—just don't dismiss any slices without explanation!

Here's to another year of success in recalling life's best moments—or at least having the perfect response when memory fails. After all these years, you've certainly mastered the art of gracefully navigating tricky questions. Enjoy your birthday; may it be unforgettable... or conveniently forgotten if anyone asks too many questions tomorrow!