Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on July 13, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Alberto "El Venado" Medina! You're still sprinting through life faster than defenders chasing you down the wing. From your dazzling days with Chivas to joining Puebla FC in 2013, you've always kept us entertained with your swift moves and unforgettable goals.

Since debuting for Mexico's national team in 2003, you've shown that age is just a number—though we suspect you're secretly fueled by tacos and salsa verde. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer yellow cards than usual. Keep running circles around everyone; after all these years, you're still our favorite speedy deer!