Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on April 29, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Alejandro Bedoya! You're the master midfielder who's swift enough to dodge defenders but not quite sneaky enough to escape a cheery birthday roast. From dribbling past opponents at Rangers FC and Helsingborgs IF, showing off your finesse in Nantes since 2013, to scoring crucial goals for Team USA—honestly Alejandro, is there anything you can't do? (Perhaps baking your cake tonight?)

On this special day we salute both your timeless moves on the pitch and that legendary loyalty you've given us fans worldwide. Here's wishing you plenty more years of incredible assists—with or without candles involved!