Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on November 10, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Aleksandar Kolarov! From your early days at Čukarički in 2004 to storming down the left flank for Manchester City since 2010, you've always been a defender with rocket-powered boots. Your thunderous free kicks have terrified goalkeepers and delighted fans—rumor has it some nets still tremble when they hear your name.

Whether it's lifting Premier League trophies or casually launching missiles disguised as footballs into top corners, you've made defending look effortlessly cool. May this birthday bring you joy equal to the panic defenders felt whenever you lined up a set-piece. Keep kicking goals—and aging gracefully like fine Serbian wine!