Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on November 27, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Aleksandr Kerzhakov! The man who made scoring goals look easier than pronouncing his last name. Ever since joining Zenit St. Petersburg in 2001, you've been netting goals faster than we can say "Gooooal!" Your legendary strikes and relentless energy have left defenders dizzy and fans ecstatic.

From your debut with Russia's national team in 2002 to becoming the country's all-time leading scorer, you've given us countless unforgettable moments on the pitch. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you brought to every match—and may you always find life's goal wide open for celebration!