90 years old (Born on July 13, 1934)
Happy Birthday, Aleksei Yeliseyev! You truly are out of this world—literally! Anyone who took three separate rides into space as a brilliant flight engineer deserves not only cake and balloons but probably their very own gravitational field. Your knack for making rockets fly straighter than birthday candles speaks volumes about your astrophysical awesomeness.While some friends wrestle with parallel parking cars, you handled docking spacecraft like it was merely video-game night. Wishing you endless stellar adventures here on Earth, too—because let’s be honest: after handling weightlessness gracefully three times over, you're more than qualified to handle dancing at your birthday party.