Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on December 25, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Ales! May your day be filled with poetic inspiration and fewer hidden handshakes—after all, we wouldn't want you accidentally shaking hands with the wrong muse. Your insightful essays continue to enlighten us; clearly, "Twilight of the Idols" was just a warm-up for your ongoing brilliance.

Your cultural critiques remain as sharp as ever—proving that modernity isn't just persistent; it's downright stubborn when you're around. Here's hoping this year brings even more literary triumphs and fewer deadlines (though we know you'll meet them anyway). Cheers to another prolific chapter in your life's essay collection!