Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on December 07, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Alex Johnson! You swung your bat through eight teams faster than most of us swing through TV channels. From debuting with the Phillies in '64 to wrapping up with the Tigers in '76, you covered more ground than a left fielder chasing down fly balls on windy days.

Your batting title win in 1970 was legendary—proving once and for all that changing uniforms frequently just meant more laundry, not less talent. Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable as those clutch hits and speedy runs around the bases. Keep swinging for the fences, Alex; you're timelessly awesome!