Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on August 28, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Alex Polizzi! May your special day be as delightful and perfectly organized as the hotels you've transformed on "The Hotel Inspector." You've fearlessly tackled dodgy decor, questionable customer service, and chaotic kitchens—always with a sharp eye for detail (and an even sharper wit). Your ability to turn hospitality nightmares into dreamy retreats is nothing short of legendary.

Not only have you conquered hotel chaos; you've also baked up success in your charming English bakery. Clearly, whether it's flaky pastries or floundering establishments—you've got the magic touch. Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, adventure—and fewer dusty curtains!