Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on September 06, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Alex Poythress! You're the only guy I know who can shoot 58% from the field and still decide to stick around college for another year. Clearly, you weren't ready to leave behind those Wildcats cheers—or maybe just that sweet campus dining hall food.

Your freshman season at Kentucky was legendary—slam dunks smoother than birthday cake frosting and rebounds stronger than your decision-making skills when skipping out on NBA drafts. Here's hoping this next chapter brings even more success (and fewer missed free throws). Keep dunking through life with style; you're truly timeless!

Have an amazing day, Alex!