Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on August 15, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Alex Ramirez! You're the only guy who could swing a bat in two continents and still hit milestones faster than most of us can pronounce "Nippon Professional Baseball." From MLB to becoming the first foreign-born player with 2,000 hits in Japan—your career is legendary. Clearly, your batting average ages better than fine wine!

Here's wishing you another year filled with home runs, laughter, and fewer strikeouts at karaoke nights. May your celebrations be as memorable as your iconic dance moves after every big hit. Keep swinging for the fences—you've already knocked it out of two hemispheres!