Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on November 22, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Alex Read! From your dazzling debut with Valentine Phoenix in 2010 to your swift moves at Lake Macquarie City in 2012, you've always known how to strike goals—and pose for the cameras afterward. Your journey has been as impressive as your footwork, and we're still trying to figure out if defenders fear you more for your scoring ability or that cheeky grin after each goal.

Joining Northern Fury in 2013 was just another chapter of brilliance. May this birthday bring you as much joy and excitement as you've given fans over the years—minus any yellow cards from overly enthusiastic celebrations! Keep kicking goals and making us laugh; you're truly timeless!