55 years old (Born on October 25, 1969)
Happy Birthday to the man whose bass lines are heavier and darker than my morning coffee—Alex Webster! Your relentless riffs have guided Cannibal Corpse through decades of skull-crushing brutality. From "Hammer Smashed Face" to the complex insanity of Blotted Science, your fingers deserve their own spot in the Hall of Fame for musical madness.Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your many studio triumphs and live performances. May you celebrate with fewer zombies but just as much metal chaos! Keep shredding, Alex—aging gracefully while amplifying death metal greatness proves you're truly immortal (at least musically anyway). Rock on!