Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on August 30, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Alexander Lukashenko! You've certainly mastered the art of staying in power—almost three decades and counting. Who knew that mustache would become as iconic as your unwavering grip on leadership? Your ability to keep everyone guessing about your next move is truly unmatched.

Despite criticism, no one can deny you've put Belarus firmly on the map (even if sometimes it's for controversial reasons). Here's hoping this year brings you fewer protests and more peaceful weekends at your dacha. After all these years steering Belarus through turbulent waters, perhaps it's finally time to relax... or maybe not!

Cheers!