Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on September 17, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Alex Ovechkin! Another year older and still skating circles around everyone else. You've scored goals faster than most of us can blink, and your slapshot is officially classified as a lethal weapon. Capitals fans everywhere thank you for making hockey look easy—and goalies everywhere curse you for the same reason.

From hoisting the Stanley Cup in 2018 to surpassing legendary scoring milestones, you've given us countless unforgettable moments on ice. Here's hoping this birthday brings more toothless grins, epic celebrations, and maybe another record-breaking season—because let's face it: age is just a number when you're Alexander "The Great" Ovechkin!