Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on October 15, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Alfie Kohn! Another year older and still bravely challenging traditional parenting methods—your life's mission to make parents everywhere question their sticker charts is truly legendary. Who knew that advocating for progressive education could stir up more controversy than pineapple on pizza?

Your recent successes continue inspiring educators worldwide; your lectures remain as thought-provoking (and occasionally eyebrow-raising) as ever. Here's hoping this birthday brings you plenty of cake without any rewards-based incentives attached!

Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun—and may all your presents be unconditional, just like your approach toward teaching and parenting!