Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on January 07, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Alfonso Soriano! You're the only guy who could swing at a pitch in another zip code and still send it soaring over Wrigley Field's ivy-covered walls. Your legendary 40-40 season with the Nationals remains iconic—stealing bases faster than most of us steal birthday cake slices.

From your clutch home runs to those unforgettable bat flips, you've always brought excitement (and style) to baseball. Even retirement can't slow down someone whose smile lit up stadiums brighter than night games under Chicago lights. Here's hoping your special day is filled with as much joy as you gave fans everywhere!