Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on December 12, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Alfred Morris! You're the running back who made breaking tackles look easier than blowing out birthday candles. Who could forget your rookie season in 2012 when you sprinted through defenders and guided Washington straight to that unforgettable NFC East title? Here's hoping today's celebration has fewer defensive linemen and more cake.

Thanks for every heart-pumping yard gained, touchdowns scored, and fans thrilled along the way. May this next year be an open field ahead of you—clear lanes toward happiness (and maybe fewer sore muscles after all those legendary carries). Enjoy today—you've earned it as much as you earned each victory on the gridiron!