Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on October 29, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Ali Velshi! From breaking down complex financial news on CNN to hosting "Real Money" on Al Jazeera America, you've always made economics feel less like calculus and more like a friendly chat over coffee. Your knack for simplifying Wall Street jargon has saved countless viewers from financial headaches—though sadly, not from actual bills.

Whether you're calmly navigating market meltdowns or passionately explaining global trade policies, your charisma and wit remain unmatched. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer charts and graphs—and more cake and laughs. Cheers to another year of making finance fun (or at least bearable)!