Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on April 23, 1988)

Happy birthday to the legendary Alistair Brownlee—the man who made winning Olympic gold look easier than tying shoelaces! From conquering wet roads, chilly waters and hills steeper than grandma's stairs, your victories at London 2012 (and again in Rio!) remain awe-inspiring proof you're as tough as Yorkshire tea.

Whether sprinting toward finish-lines or casually running world champion circuits twice over, you’ve always kept us guessing: Is it sheer determination or simply a race for post-event cake? Either way, here's hoping today involves fewer triathlons and more celebrations. Keep swimming happily through birthdays; after all—there are no transition penalties here!