Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on September 04, 1955)

Happy Birthday Alistair Hignell—truly a sportsman extraordinaire! You've tackled rugby fields and graced cricket pitches across England, proving there’s nothing you can't master. From epic tries to classy boundaries, your versatility left opponents scratching their confused heads.

Then came broadcasting—and once again—you delivered like stepping gracefully into bat on debut day. Your sharp wit enlivens commentary boxes everywhere; we've laughed with (and at) your legendary anecdotes countless times over the years.

Today we raise our glasses as proudly high as those kicks of yours soared in Twickenham Stadium... May this birthday bring joy comparable only perhaps—to hitting match-winning runs AND scoring crucial points simultaneously!