Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on March 06, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Allan Bateman! The man who tackled his way through four professional rugby teams with the grace of a ballerina and the strength of a bulldozer. Your legendary sidesteps left opponents grasping thin air, while your fearless charges made even giants tremble. Rumor has it defenders still wake up in cold sweats remembering your unstoppable runs.

From Wales to Warrington, Cronulla to Northampton—you've dazzled fans everywhere you went. May this birthday bring as much joy as that unforgettable try against England or those countless moments when you turned rugby pitches into stages for comedy gold—leaving rivals hilariously bewildered behind you!