Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on September 24, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Ally McCoist! From your legendary goal-scoring days at Rangers—where defenders trembled and nets quivered—to becoming one of football's most charismatic managers and commentators, you've always brought joy (and plenty of laughs) to the beautiful game. Your infectious enthusiasm on the pitch was matched only by your quick wit off it.

Whether dazzling fans with hat-tricks or charming audiences behind a microphone, you remain timelessly entertaining. May this birthday bring as much happiness as that unforgettable moment when you led Rangers back-to-back league titles—or perhaps just enough cake to fuel another hilarious commentary session. Cheers to many more goals—and jokes—ahead!