Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on October 31, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Alonzo Babers! You're still sprinting through life faster than most of us can jog to the fridge. Remember those golden days at the 1984 Olympics? You didn't just win gold medals in the 400 meters and the 4x400-meter relay—you practically left scorch marks on that Los Angeles track!

Even today, your legendary speed remains unmatched—rumor has it you still beat everyone to birthday cake slices without breaking a sweat. May this year bring you as much joy and laughter as you've given fans over decades. Keep running circles around age; you're forever our favorite champion sprinter!