Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on June 13, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Alonzo Bodden! Congrats on another year of making us laugh until our sides hurt—clearly winning "Last Comic Standing" wasn't enough; you had to keep raising the bar. Your sharp wit and hilarious insights have kept audiences rolling in laughter, proving that comedy truly is timeless.

From your unforgettable stand-up specials to your brilliant podcast appearances, you've consistently reminded us why you're one of America's favorite comedians. May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've given fans over the years—and may your jokes age even better than fine wine (or at least better than airline peanuts). Cheers!