Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on May 14, 1931)

Happy Birthday, Aloys Kontarsky! May your day be filled with twice the joy and half the dissonance—just like those groundbreaking performances you and Alfons delivered. Your piano duets didn't just popularize modern music; they made audiences everywhere realize that two pianists can indeed share one spotlight without elbowing each other off stage.

From daring interpretations of Stockhausen to playful renditions of Bartók, you've proven that four hands are better than two (and certainly more entertaining). Here's wishing you another year full of harmonious adventures—and may your birthday cake have as many layers as a complex contemporary composition!