Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on July 22, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Alvin Robertson! Here's to the man whose defense was tougher than Monday mornings and scarier than checking your bank account after vacation. A four-time NBA All-Star and two-time NBA All-Defensive First Team selection, you made stealing basketballs look easier than stealing candy from a baby—though we strongly advise against testing that theory off-court!

Sure, you've had your share of off-the-court adventures (let's call them "life fouls"), but today we're celebrating the good stuff: relentless hustle, legendary steals records, and defensive tenacity that still gives former opponents nightmares. Cheers to another year of keeping life's referees on their toes!